Gross. But to me - hilarious.

Have you ever had a conversation and then gone back over it in your head and realized that it was completely shocking? That if someone had overheard you s/he would have immediately concluded that you're a total weirdo/freak/psychopath/dimwit? Well, I had one of those today with K. We were emailing about our usual, random subject matter and then, all of a sudden, the normal chatter was peppered with bits of disgusting verbage that didn't even register on our radar as suprememly strange until afterward. It pretty much went like this:

I feel like I might shit my pants.

Perhaps the restroom would be a good place for you to visit sometime in the next few minutes?

I need to wait until the pressure of the chair is no longer needed as a shit dam.

Hmm. Well, now that's something you don't hear everyday.

That's gross, right? I mean, there is no question that the above conversation is nasty and inappropriate in 99.99% of all situations, right? Well, at the time, it was just what came up. A "shit dam"? Who the hell says that? I guess I do. Funny part is that to K & me it was just another conversation until we really thought about what had just been said. We're so bizarre. OK, well, I'm so bizarre. I don't want to wholly condemn her based on one isolated exchange (but believe me, the full picture would lend the same conclusion - love you, K!).

I wonder what other people talk about when they think no one else is listening that's completely relevant only to the other half of the conversation.