PSA: Because I'm Annoyed

Women: If the clothing you have put on requires constant adjustment, shifting or maintenance perhaps you should find another outfit. If your jacket is so snug that it requires a strong tug on each lapel every 37.8 seconds to keep your ample bosoms from spilling out you should realize that it does not fit you. I'm sure it's a very nice jacket... for you when you were 17 or for someone 4 sizes smaller than you. If your skirt needs to be tugged down to avoid your booty cheeks peeking out - that skirt does not fit you! Please, my sisters, wear clothing that makes you feel good, that you feel comfortable in. That is the only way to really pull off a sexy vibe. Your fidgeting is distracting and annoying and actually embarrassing. I don't like it and neither do men.

P.S. I despise you even more when you're making all the afore mentioned adjustments while leaning on the subway pole so that the rest of us have to subway surf our way to West 4th.