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Friday, May 12, 2006

PSA: Because I'm Annoyed

Women: If the clothing you have put on requires constant adjustment, shifting or maintenance perhaps you should find another outfit. If your jacket is so snug that it requires a strong tug on each lapel every 37.8 seconds to keep your ample bosoms from spilling out you should realize that it does not fit you. I'm sure it's a very nice jacket... for you when you were 17 or for someone 4 sizes smaller than you. If your skirt needs to be tugged down to avoid your booty cheeks peeking out - that skirt does not fit you! Please, my sisters, wear clothing that makes you feel good, that you feel comfortable in. That is the only way to really pull off a sexy vibe. Your fidgeting is distracting and annoying and actually embarrassing. I don't like it and neither do men.

P.S. I despise you even more when you're making all the afore mentioned adjustments while leaning on the subway pole so that the rest of us have to subway surf our way to West 4th.

5 What people are saying:

Blogger The Rover rambles...

Well, we like it the first time. Then it just becomes annoying, like, "Couldn't you find anything provocative in your size?"

It's surprising how many times we want the classy looking woman...

5/12/2006 07:37:00 PM

Anonymous Anonymous rambles...

They're just not ready for the strip clubs yet, hon :) & it will help avec your balance.

5/13/2006 02:08:00 AM

Blogger krisbtterfly rambles...

man oh man. the things that a lot of women seem to think they can squeeze into and look good in. you're walking around in a dress that is just screaming at the seams to be put out of its misery... and you end up looking like a sausage put fresh in its casing... just so you can wear something that is a size or two smaller than you normally wear. DON'T GET IT.

5/15/2006 09:02:00 AM

Blogger patti_cake rambles...

Next time just smack a bitch down :)

5/15/2006 12:51:00 PM

Blogger Bright-Eyes rambles...

Subway pole leaners SUCK!

5/16/2006 11:28:00 PM


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