I almost forgot to tell you of our master plan!

More to come on this, but let me give you a teaser. Kristie and I are going to start a quasi-religious cult that uses polygamy to control our members and promote our cracked out views of the world and society at large. Very similar to the nutball so-called Mormon polygamist sects out West, except in our quest to turn the world topsy turvey we're going to let the chicks have multiple hubbies. They'll have to do all the housework and we'll biologically engineer a way for them to bear all the kids, too. Plus, they'll be at our sexual beck and call, so get those poles ready, boys. Oh wait, Kristie, do we really want more than one man? I mean, more than one that we're bound to by the covenant of marriage and stuff? Maybe we should rethink this. Sounds like a crackpot plan upon further examination.