Oh, come on!

I think the modern slavery issue has made me sick. I've been in and out of the bathroom since yesterday afternoon. I have no clue what the problem is. The fever of a few days ago went away and I felt good - weak, but good. Then the intestines decided to revolt in ways that are so awful I don't want to relive them in my memory.

To the digestive warriors deep in my gut I say this - WTF, dudes? It's the weekend. Cut me some slack already!