This sums it up nicely...

She Had a Case of the Sundaes
Guy #1: Yo, I can't believe that girl played you like that!
Guy #2: I know, I did everything for her.
Woman: Oh, no! Does somebody have a case of the Mondays?
Guy #2: Shut up, Miss Piggy.

--Penn Station

Overheard In New York is so fabulous. I love laughing at other peoples' stupidity. I mean, my own stupidity is amusing and all, but there's a special quality about that of other people that makes me giggle so much harder.

Something about me that's embarrassing, yet I'm going to share it anyway: when I was younger people called me "Missy" (I hate it, don't start) and I'd get "Missy Piggy" a lot. It all started when I was 7 and I had a purple Miss Piggy watch. It stuck. It was horrible. Anytime I hear a Miss Piggy reference I cringe. But for some reason this little snippet cracked me up.