dude

I just woke up. I didn't know I was sleeping. I passed out on my bed with my laptop open, TV on, lights blazing, clothes on. I only woke up because my phone rang, which is funny since I slept through 3 other calls. It's past midnight, I have no idea what time I fell asleep, but I certainly didn't see Project Runway at 10:00. Thank goodness for Bravo's endless series of reruns. I'm watching it now in my state of sleep drunkenness. So far Michael is blowing me away. He nailed it last week with his hot pink Pam Grier hotpants number, and now he's going strong with this week's recycled materials challenge. Oh, Kayne. Kayne, I love you and you're making a monstrosity. Jeffrey is beating you right now in this challenge and that's gross.

On another note, I've got some behind the scenes stuff going on that's really exciting and promising. I'm not blogging about it yet, but life is good. I mean, life is crazy and there are many days when I want to whack the rest of New York across the jaw and say "Back off!", but all in all my life is a charmed one.